Whenever I'm done organizing a pile of STUFF, I'm usually left with a bunch of miscellaneous items. I have no idea how to organize a bunch of random things! I mean to be completely honest, the big pile of miscellaneous stuff is really just a bunch pens. We all end up with a bunch of pens at some point in our lives, whether its from the office, school, or ripped off one of those chains at a bank. Big piles of pens are part of life. Instead of trying to come up with a complicated system to store my pens or throw them away, I came up with several ways to re-purpose all of these pens! Tie a rubberband around them and use them as one giant penUse them as disposable coffee stirrersSell them on CraigslistBuild a "House of Pens"Create a makeshift home security systemLeave them on the doorstep of a loving family
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Freedom MuffinsFreedom Breakfast TeaFreedom BulldogDouble Freedom BusesFreedom PotterThe Freedom InvasionThe Freedom LanguageOne of the hippest food trends as of late is crawfish. If it’s your first time, you will quickly realize that figuring out a way to eat crawfish is a messy and complicated process - like solving a Rubik's cube. To help, I’ve created this guide to show you the easiest and cleanest way to eat some craw dads! 1. Acquire alien technology that allows you the ability to transform into other animals.The first step in eating crawfish is to find a cube designed by a race of aliens called the Andalites. By touching this cube you will have the ability to turn into any animal you touch! Beware of an evil alien race called the Zeerks. They will not be happy when you have the ability to transform into animals. If they find out, they will do whatever they can to stop you from enjoying the salty taste of crawfish. 2. Find a common predator of crawfish like a great blue heron.Great blue heron are natural predators of crawfish. Not only will transforming into one make eating crawfish easier, but your natural instinct to consume crustacean will go through the roof! A good place to look is a swamp or a zoo. But I would avoid the zoo because there is a chance the zoo keeper is having his mind controlled by the Yeerks. 3. Touch it.Put your hand on the heron for a short amount of time. Once you feel like you've collected the ability to turn into this animal, you can let go. You now have the ability to transform in to a great blue heron! Be aware that other people have the ability to turn into animals. Some kids - called Animporphs - transform into animals to try and stop the Yeerks from enslaving the human race. That's great, but we are just trying to eat crawfish here! 4. Use your new ability to transform into a great blue heron.This takes great concentration, but just think of all the crawfish your about to eat. Make sure no one sees you because they could be having their brain controlled by the Yeerks. Don't be too alarmed, but your body is about to completely transform into a heron. There will be a lot of crunching noises and you will no longer have the ability to control when you poop. 5. Find a place to eat.I bet you are asking, "How am I supposed to find a place to eat? I'm a bird!" That's a good question. It's almost as if this step should have been sooner. With Yelp being out of the question, there's only one thing left to do: fly you dummy! Take a look from above and find the best crawfish joint in town. 6. Dig in!Normally if you were a human eating crawfish, you would have to tear open the exoskeleton, suck out the tail meat, break apart the claws, and slurp out the brains of each crawfish. This creates a huge mess. Now that you are a great blue heron all you have to do is swallow that crawfish whole in one gulp! No more mess! Transform back into a human.I know it would be great to stay a great blue heron and munch on crawfish a while longer, but if you don't transform back into a human after two hours you'd be a heron forever! The crazy stipulations of alien technology! So after you get your fill, pay the bill and resume your life as a human. A great blue heron eating at a restaurant is suspicious. So remember to wait until after you are out of sight of other humans - in case one of them is being controlled by a Yeerk. It might sound complicated and dangerous, but trust me this is the easiest way to eat crawfish!
Brewing a delicious cup of coffee can be a difficult challenge, especially when it comes to single-cup brew systems. By following this easy, step-by-step guide, you will be brewing the best cups of Keurig coffee in no time! 1. Select a K Cup® from your preferred coffee brand. 2. Insert K Cup® into Keurig. 3. Select desired brew size. 4. Press the "Keurig 2.0" button. 5. Let it brew! 6. Discard K Cup® in trash. 7. Take a moment to reflect on your contribution to the 9 billion K Cups® that are going to end up in a landfill this year for the convenience of a single-brew cup of coffee. 8. Enjoy!
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